I Am Nothing Like Mel Gibson
Crosspost from Not The Life I Pictured
Jason: You know, I just don't understand how we, as Jews, can turn away a man who is asking for our help. Yes, he is a bigot but we have a chance now to turn him around. He is asking us for help. Why are we bashing a man that has asked us for help?
Me: I don't know but I know I wouldn't even say those things in the first place. You don't say things when you are drunk that you never thought sober. That's all I'm sayin. I think you are too ready to forgive. You know I am really proud that I have given so much to the Jewish community.
Jason(laughing in disbelief): Oh yeah? What exactly have YOU given to the Jewish community?
Me: Sexual favors.
Comments
LOL, I found that agreeable and amusing at the same time. I completely agree that being drunk doesn't pull thoughts out of thin air, just lets down your guard to say something you're already thinking.
And I'll just ignore the sexual favours part... *blushes*