I Am Nothing Like Mel Gibson

Crosspost from Not The Life I Pictured

Jason: You know, I just don't understand how we, as Jews, can turn away a man who is asking for our help. Yes, he is a bigot but we have a chance now to turn him around. He is asking us for help. Why are we bashing a man that has asked us for help?

Me: I don't know but I know I wouldn't even say those things in the first place. You don't say things when you are drunk that you never thought sober. That's all I'm sayin. I think you are too ready to forgive. You know I am really proud that I have given so much to the Jewish community.

Jason(laughing in disbelief): Oh yeah? What exactly have YOU given to the Jewish community?

Me: Sexual favors.